Dancing With...Wait?! Who Is THAT?

Dear Lil' Kim,

You claim yourself to be Black Barbie, and I must say the work that you have done has earned you the right to get MATTEL tattooed on your right inner sole to prove how authentic you are. You never fail to keep it "a hunnneed" as you perform for your "ladies in the Federal Detention Center."

Congratulations on your "swagger advantageous" performance. You my friend are the reason I will change out my bunny ears to watch you dance to "Nasty Boys" with your real life Ken Doll.

Your Ever Enthused Friend,
GRNpea

Real World My A**!!

I mean really though?!! Real World, uggh!!!
I was never really a fan. But honestly this wanna be Brooklyn set up is just ridiculous. MTV is probably conspiring with the devil while creating this hoax, they are probably not even in Brooklyn. . I bet you they are filming in New Jersey or sum sh*t.

Look at this clip...


C'mon, did you peep the "hood music" in the background! This is sooo not worth my time. I honestly think I would rather watch The Secretary of State address, when it simultaneously takes over all channels. Or perhaps wash my hair in cyanide. I rather watch public access television Psychic readers that submit myself to this tom-foolery!

I mean really if this is the cable company's idea of getting me to switch out my bunny ears before TV Doomsday February 17, 200never, they got whole 'nother thing coming. Oh No Ma'am!

I feel like they just picked some "randomite" actors and threw them all together and said "Make It Work,"'just like Tim Gunn.
Your not fooling anyone MTV, this is Real World: New Jersey and you KNOW IT!!