For the Mother Who Has Everything

If you have the luxury of having a mother who is not computer illiterate and actually knows what a USB is and how to use it, then here is the perfect Mother's Day.

Yes DARLINGS it is a 2.0 GB USB hidden behind a Swarovski Moon Pendant. How bad-ass is that!! Not only is it functional but it doubles as a bangin' necklace. I mean its not really recession savvy at the hefty price of $240, but just think-this lady carried you for 9 months, and then let your big head stretch her va-jay-jay beyond recognition.

It's really only fair. She'll probably just upload pictures of you to carry around her neck.

Click here for more info. And happy shopping!
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Get Ya Bread Up!!

'Cause Michael Jackson is selling all of his shiieeettt!!!

I gotta start getting my beans together. I have my heart set on copping his Moonwalker Animated Head Prop, I've always wanted to put this joint on for Halloween. It will be like 20 times better than my wanna be Daft Punk costume.

But if your really ballin' you could even buy his American Music Award from 1984 for "Thriller." You won't have to sacrifice a small virgin unicorn to be able to afford it, neither. With prices ranging from $100-$3000 we could all leave with a little piece of magic.

So click here to flip through the catalogue, and start stacking your chips for April 25, 2009. It's like looking through the Toys R' Us catalogues. Only it's a little more creepy.

Hardcore Accessories

Whilst cyber-ly flipping through the electronic pages of the New York Times Style Mag, I happened to fancy my gaze on this splediferously amazing article about this dude, Ted Noten. He is like the revolutionary of the hardcore accessory realm right now.
According to NYTimes, "His pieces — a brooch cast from chewed gum, shattered porcelain cups hanging from a gold chain — are not your standard charm bracelet. A few years ago, when Noten, a former psychiatric nurse, was invited to create a piece with pearls for an exhibition, he dressed a dead mouse in pearls and encased it in an acrylic pendant."

Wow that sounds like some original hot 'ish to be rockin.
Honestly, his work is PHENOM and def puts to shame the attempt of Semi-Precious Weapons hardcore jewelery line. Its called Fetty of Brooklyn, although I do love the pieces.

But with prices like $15 and a hot band like Semi Precious Weapons, I think both them and Ted deserve this "handy-man" video by The Knife. It is oh so fitting!