Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Dancing With...Wait?! Who Is THAT?

Dear Lil' Kim,

You claim yourself to be Black Barbie, and I must say the work that you have done has earned you the right to get MATTEL tattooed on your right inner sole to prove how authentic you are. You never fail to keep it "a hunnneed" as you perform for your "ladies in the Federal Detention Center."

Congratulations on your "swagger advantageous" performance. You my friend are the reason I will change out my bunny ears to watch you dance to "Nasty Boys" with your real life Ken Doll.

Your Ever Enthused Friend,
GRNpea


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